FrumCA

I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. Suppose the Food and Drug Administration expanded their domain and got to regulate the wine business. Here’s a possible outcome of that control.


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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel stressed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.** See below **

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you’ll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you neverknew you had.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it, but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing..

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information!


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CHARDONNAY, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, or Bourbon may be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results!

BassmanBruce Loc: Middle of the Mitten

Wow, and no prescription needed!

chaman

What this has to do with photography exactly?

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Let me at it --- I want some badly and it's only noontime here right now!

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Haven't you ever seen a drunken photographer?

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Strange..Beer and Lager also had the same effect on me when I was younger!!

56HotRod Loc: Littleton CO

It might make you think you can take great pictures of just about anything you point your camera towards.

FrumCA

Actually nothing. Uploaded to the wrong section. Admin will fix it. My bad.

Dannj

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that😊

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

If only my insurance covered it!

bemused_bystander Loc: Orkney Islands, UK

Please note. If Cabinet Sauvignon is not on your medical plan, Vodka, or Tequila, may be a more powerful solution, and a sutable substitute.


(To a chemist, alcohol IS a solution)

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

Really neat - thanks

odujim Loc: New Jersey

No, you put it in the right section - General Chit Chat non-photography. I loved it!

AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio

Was that a serious question? You been in the Cabernet Sauvignon already, haven't you?

EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace

Not to worry. It happens all the time and Admin does fix it but not before someone has to chime in with "What does this have to do with photography?". Then someone else who sees the post after it has been moved will come back with, "No, you put it in the right section - General Chit Chat non-photography". Then somebody else will say, "Was that a serious question?" in response to the "What does this have to do with photography?" remark.