Amazing Human Body. JOKE
Amazing Human Body.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women : will be finished reading this by now.
Men: are still busy checking their thumb length.
Entirely too funny not to send on!!
Jokes and Art most every day on Tumblr at
Beautiful World, Bob McCulloch
http://bobmccullochny.tumblr.com/
That started my day out with a hearty laugh. Thank you.
I get it... it's right thumb plus left thumb times two ... equals imagination 😎
How funny. Good way to start the day. I needed a laugh.
Thanks for the tumblr link.
bobmcculloch wrote:
Amazing Human Body.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women : will be finished reading this by now.
Men: are still busy checking their thumb length.
Entirely too funny not to send on!!
Jokes and Art most every day on Tumblr at
Beautiful World, Bob McCulloch
http://bobmccullochny.tumblr.com/Amazing Human Body. br br br It takes your ... (
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Yeah, I checked my thumb, no not the length but the bruise ( I just stepped on it)!
bobmcculloch wrote:
Men: are still busy checking their thumb length.
I'm still not finished. I can't find a ruler!
boberic
Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
jerryc41 wrote:
I'm still not finished. I can't find a ruler!
I need a tape measure. BTW from where is the thumb measured. From the proximal carpal. meta carpal or just the digit? I hope it's former.
boberic wrote:
I need a tape measure. BTW from where is the thumb measured. From the proximal carpal. meta carpal or just the digit? I hope it's former.
Use a metric ruler and pretend they're inches.
300 muscles to stand still, no wonder I feel tired!
Can you put two thumbs together???
Don
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