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Fine Real Ale. The absolute logic cannot be denied!!!!!!From a good pal and fellow hogger and beer drinker..(;-))
Jun 29, 2017 03:51:01 #
The absolute logic cannot be denied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Makes sense
"Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.
Babe Ruth
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading".
Paul Horning
"24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
I think not".
H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven".
George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".
Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza".
Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it is a six-pack. To me, it is a Support Group.
Salvation in a can.
Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers, a TV Sitcom, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
Cheers and Beers
Graham/098\
PS Now you know why "Cheers Beers" is in my signature, at the end of all my threads (;-)
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers". These shown are just a sample of the Hundreds of English Craft Beers now very popular here in the UK.....Check out your Supermarket.......(;-))......Graham
Subject: Makes sense
"Sometimes, when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.
Babe Ruth
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading".
Paul Horning
"24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
I think not".
H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven".
George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".
Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza".
Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it is a six-pack. To me, it is a Support Group.
Salvation in a can.
Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers, a TV Sitcom, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
Cheers and Beers
Graham/098\
PS Now you know why "Cheers Beers" is in my signature, at the end of all my threads (;-)
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers". These shown are just a sample of the Hundreds of English Craft Beers now very popular here in the UK.....Check out your Supermarket.......(;-))......Graham
Jun 29, 2017 06:21:45 #
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Jun 29, 2017 11:34:22 #
Tikva
Loc: Waukesha, WI
Excellent quotes. I am fond of references to Cheers. I was at the 'Cheers bar' in Boston many years ago. I don't remember the name of the bar any longer, but it is the bar that was the basis for the TV show.
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