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Apr 29, 2017 10:03:58   #
Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM
 
Medic24 wrote:
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love for travel as well as a talent for photography well beyond my abilities, and I'm a bit jealous.
Her equipment is becoming more sophisticated and correspondingly expensive as well.
Combine that with my love of practical jokes (at her expense), I've developed a intricate & devious plan to absolutely devastate her and then gleefully surprise her at the same time. Please tell me what you think.

We have plans in place to go back to beautiful Iceland this summer for 2 weeks mainly to explore the various waterfalls and mountain peaks, photographing them in detail as we go.

Her birthday will fall during this time, and I plan on upgrading her equipment to a Nikon D810 as a surprise. Of course I will have brought it along, bragging that it is 'MY' new camera.

Now for the practical joke:

I plan to "borrow " her current Nikon D7200 body with the intent of photographing her, as we stand in a precarious position above a cliff , a waterfall or other similar location.

As she stands watching, I'll make a point to change out a lens on what she assumes is the current D7200, fumbling to the point were she sees me 'accidently' drop her camera body perhaps hundreds of feet down to the ground or into the water. I will of course have changed out the D7200 body with an old non-working D40 i just picked up off of EBay for a few bucks -having safely ensconced the D7200 in my bag.

Oh, the look of sheer horror i expect to see on that beautiful face.

Of course being the dutiful dad I am, I will immediately offer up 'my' brand new D810 and the corresponding lenses as a sacrifice for her loss ( which was really for her anyway). I'm just wondering at what point should I hand back the original D7200 and try not to laugh so hard?
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love ... (show quote)



Get off the plane, get to the hotel, walk around to take a couple pics with her at the hotel grounds, and give her the damn camera......she will appreciate that much more.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:11:18   #
repleo Loc: Boston
 
Medic24 wrote:
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love for travel as well as a talent for photography well beyond my abilities, and I'm a bit jealous.
Her equipment is becoming more sophisticated and correspondingly expensive as well.
Combine that with my love of practical jokes (at her expense), I've developed a intricate & devious plan to absolutely devastate her and then gleefully surprise her at the same time. Please tell me what you think.

We have plans in place to go back to beautiful Iceland this summer for 2 weeks mainly to explore the various waterfalls and mountain peaks, photographing them in detail as we go.

Her birthday will fall during this time, and I plan on upgrading her equipment to a Nikon D810 as a surprise. Of course I will have brought it along, bragging that it is 'MY' new camera.

Now for the practical joke:

I plan to "borrow " her current Nikon D7200 body with the intent of photographing her, as we stand in a precarious position above a cliff , a waterfall or other similar location.

As she stands watching, I'll make a point to change out a lens on what she assumes is the current D7200, to the point were she sees me 'accidently' drop her camera body perhaps hundreds of feet down to the ground or into the water. I will of course have changed out the D7200 body with an old non-working D40 i just picked up off of EBay for a few bucks -having safely ensconced the D7200 in my bag.

Oh, the look of sheer horror i expect to see on that beautiful face.

Of course being the dutiful dad I am, I will immediately offer up 'my' brand new D810 and the corresponding lenses as a sacrifice for her loss ( which was really for her anyway). I'm just wondering at what point should I hand back the original D7200 and try not to laugh so hard?
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love ... (show quote)


"precarious position above a cliff.... waterfall .. fumbling...accidently drop...hundreds of feet... sheer horror...laugh so hard". There is a lot there that could go tragically wrong - like your daughter falling over the cliff while trying to save her camera. Your 'joke' is much to elaborate and not even funny. Best jokes are short and simple.

If you want to surprise your daughter, try treating her like a grown woman instead of your eight year old 'daddy's girl'. She is old enough and sophisticated enough to decide for herself what equipment she wants. Doing the research, reading the reviews, asking for advice is half the fun of acquiring equipment. Your way - she gets a very nice hand-me-down camera, but you get all of the GAS relief. Surprise her by taking her to a good camera store and giving her carte blanche to buy what she wants.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:12:16   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
JimBart wrote:
You are nasty. Better be careful though as she may throw you off that cliff or jump off it herself.
Food for thought..... why not do something like that before you leave and allow her time to get used to the new eqpt before the trip. I hate using new eqpt on a trip of a lifetime I did it once but never again


I like that idea much more. Even better, I like the idea of simply giving her the new D810 still in the box and wrapped as an early birthday present. That way she gets a brand spanking new camera, one that her dad has not worn or possibly had something bad happen to it. While I am not strictly adverse to your practical joke, having been the victim of practical jokes and having been the perpetrator, I have NEVER seen one go as planned where everybody comes out happy. There is just too much to go wrong.

Have a great trip,

Dennis

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Apr 29, 2017 10:15:06   #
OregonCoaster
 
Enjoy "the joke" in your head. Don't make it a reality.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:16:15   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
hankm1 wrote:
I've never liked people, including family, buying equipment for me. What equipment I use is a personal choice.
I don't appreciate people assuming what equipment I would just love to have. There's also a learning curve
in regard to new equipment -- sometimes steep, sometimes minimal. Is she ready to spend her vacation time
dealing with that learning curve. Don't mean to sound grumpy, but that's just my opinion.

Enjoy the trip with your daughter!!


If she already has a D7200 I don't see the learning curve being more than setting the menu items on the camera. After that it is simply a matter of putting on a lens and start taking pictures. People are always talking about a huge learning curve with a newer upgraded camera. I have bought many new Nikons up to my D800 and each one has been pretty much to the same camera with the controls in a slightly different place. With most cameras you set the camera menu the way you want it and go from there.

Dennis

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Apr 29, 2017 10:17:32   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
repleo wrote:
"precarious position above a cliff.... waterfall .. fumbling...accidently drop...hundreds of feet... sheer horror...laugh so hard". There is a lot there that could go tragically wrong - like your daughter falling over the cliff while trying to save her camera. Your 'joke' is much to elaborate and not even funny. Best jokes are short and simple.

If you want to surprise your daughter, try treating her like a grown woman instead of your eight year old 'daddy's girl'. She is old enough and sophisticated enough to decide for herself what equipment she wants. Doing the research, reading the reviews, asking for advice is half the fun of acquiring equipment. Your way - she gets a very nice hand-me-down camera, but you get all of the GAS relief. Surprise her by taking her to a good camera store and giving her carte blanche to buy what she wants.
"precarious position above a cliff.... waterf... (show quote)


I can just imagine the practical joke she will play by choosing a D5 and then going home with it.

Dennis

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Apr 29, 2017 10:19:46   #
dragonfist Loc: Stafford, N.Y.
 
Misguided yes, bad not really. Any father that would spend that kind of money for a gift for his daughter can't really be bad. You love her so be kind. Why don't you just swap out the new camera for the old by putting it in her camera bag when she isn't around. I guarantee you she will be shocked when she opens up her camera bag, and she won't be hurt or upset. As others have suggested do this ASAP so she will have time to get used to her new acquisition, and you won't come off as an unfeeling jerk.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:21:01   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
Have a nice trip. Take a lot of photos.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:23:00   #
Wroley1 Loc: Athens,GA
 
I do not usually have an opinion and have never offered comments on these things but this idea is so stupid that I can't help myself....Really you should rethink the delivery, it's not a joke destroying anyone else's property no matter what your intention is, not to mention that card you so stupidly left in the camera may have important photos that now can't be replaced.....and I shoot canon but is the format the same and if not then now there are lens issues to deal with you didn't think through either. Also consider it may be the last trip you ever take with her, I know it would be mine if it was me.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:31:06   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
you better hope she doesn't push YOU off the cliff before you get to tell her the good news. LOL hope you don't get charged for littering.

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Apr 29, 2017 10:49:10   #
mikeroetex Loc: Lafayette, LA
 
Medic24 wrote:
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love for travel as well as a talent for photography well beyond my abilities, and I'm a bit jealous.
Her equipment is becoming more sophisticated and correspondingly expensive as well.
Combine that with my love of practical jokes (at her expense), I've developed a intricate & devious plan to absolutely devastate her and then gleefully surprise her at the same time. Please tell me what you think.

We have plans in place to go back to beautiful Iceland this summer for 2 weeks mainly to explore the various waterfalls and mountain peaks, photographing them in detail as we go.

Her birthday will fall during this time, and I plan on upgrading her equipment to a Nikon D810 as a surprise. Of course I will have brought it along, bragging that it is 'MY' new camera.

Now for the practical joke:

I plan to "borrow " her current Nikon D7200 body with the intent of photographing her, as we stand in a precarious position above a cliff , a waterfall or other similar location.

As she stands watching, I'll make a point to change out a lens on what she assumes is the current D7200, fumbling to the point were she sees me 'accidently' drop her camera body perhaps hundreds of feet down to the ground or into the water. I will of course have changed out the D7200 body with an old non-working D40 i just picked up off of EBay for a few bucks -having safely ensconced the D7200 in my bag.

Oh, the look of sheer horror i expect to see on that beautiful face.

Of course being the dutiful dad I am, I will immediately offer up 'my' brand new D810 and the corresponding lenses as a sacrifice for her loss ( which was really for her anyway). I'm just wondering at what point should I hand back the original D7200 and try not to laugh so hard?
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love ... (show quote)

If she has any moxy at all, she will be able to tell the difference between a D40 and a D7200 on the tripod in front of her right away, by size if nothing else. why not switch the D7200 for the D810 and then have her come around to take your picture?

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Apr 29, 2017 11:10:35   #
Bullfrog Bill Loc: CT
 
Are you planning on climbing down to pick up your trash or do you support littering?

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Apr 29, 2017 11:14:05   #
Annie-Get-Your-Gun Loc: Byron Center, Mi
 
Medic24 wrote:
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love for travel as well as a talent for photography well beyond my abilities, and I'm a bit jealous.
Her equipment is becoming more sophisticated and correspondingly expensive as well.
Combine that with my love of practical jokes (at her expense), I've developed a intricate & devious plan to absolutely devastate her and then gleefully surprise her at the same time. Please tell me what you think.

We have plans in place to go back to beautiful Iceland this summer for 2 weeks mainly to explore the various waterfalls and mountain peaks, photographing them in detail as we go.

Her birthday will fall during this time, and I plan on upgrading her equipment to a Nikon D810 as a surprise. Of course I will have brought it along, bragging that it is 'MY' new camera.

Now for the practical joke:

I plan to "borrow " her current Nikon D7200 body with the intent of photographing her, as we stand in a precarious position above a cliff , a waterfall or other similar location.

As she stands watching, I'll make a point to change out a lens on what she assumes is the current D7200, fumbling to the point were she sees me 'accidently' drop her camera body perhaps hundreds of feet down to the ground or into the water. I will of course have changed out the D7200 body with an old non-working D40 i just picked up off of EBay for a few bucks -having safely ensconced the D7200 in my bag.

Oh, the look of sheer horror i expect to see on that beautiful face.

Of course being the dutiful dad I am, I will immediately offer up 'my' brand new D810 and the corresponding lenses as a sacrifice for her loss ( which was really for her anyway). I'm just wondering at what point should I hand back the original D7200 and try not to laugh so hard?
My lovely 23 yr old daughter has developed a love ... (show quote)


You're not bad - you're horrid. 👿 That being said - I hope this clever prank works! Please send us pictures of the results, Medic24.

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Apr 29, 2017 11:27:21   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Cykdelic wrote:
Get off the plane, get to the hotel, walk around to take a couple pics with her at the hotel grounds, and give her the damn camera......she will appreciate that much more.



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Apr 29, 2017 11:28:20   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
mikeroetex wrote:
If she has any moxy at all, she will be able to tell the difference between a D40 and a D7200


Not from 100 feet away, with a 600mm tele on it.

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