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Apr 20, 2017 08:50:16   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Cohen climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Cohen asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Cohen asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."

Mark

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Apr 20, 2017 08:55:31   #
AlMac Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
 
Nice try Cohen

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Apr 20, 2017 09:00:58   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Apr 21, 2017 08:21:24   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
markngolf wrote:
Cohen climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Cohen asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Cohen asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."

Mark
Cohen climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close ... (show quote)



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Apr 21, 2017 15:51:16   #
Nikonbob Loc: Upper Chichester, PA
 
Good one, Mark!

Bob

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Apr 21, 2017 16:26:12   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha..nice one Mark.

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