At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says, "I
need a favor.
I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife.
Can you hold him in the synagogue for an hour after services for me?"
Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong friend,
he reluctantly agrees.
After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him
all sorts of stupid questions,
just to keep him occupied. After some time the wise Rabbi becomes
suspicious and asks, "Irving what
are you really up to"
Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the
Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi.
My friend is sleeping with your wife, right now, so he asked me to
keep you occupied."
The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home, Irving.
My wife died two years ago!!"
Excellent.....I guess that's what "best" friends are for.
That one caught me off guard. I was not expecting that ending. Very good.
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