Selling my stuff if I die
Mar 19, 2017 18:21:24 #
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Mar 19, 2017 21:24:30 #
Good one.
One time my mother was talking to a neighbor who waited on her husband hand and foot, and she asked my mother, "Does your husband make you butter his biscuits?" My mother replied, "What biscuits?"
One time my mother was talking to a neighbor who waited on her husband hand and foot, and she asked my mother, "Does your husband make you butter his biscuits?" My mother replied, "What biscuits?"
Mar 20, 2017 08:41:08 #
Mar 20, 2017 09:00:48 #
Mar 20, 2017 09:07:54 #
An old one that goes along with this old one... but both good ones.
A wife asks her husband if she were to die, would he remarry?...
...and her husband says "yes I would remarry I like living a married life and spending time with someone else.
The wife gets uncomfortable and proceeds to ask " well would you let her live in our house?"
And the husband says "yes I'd let her live here there's nothing wrong with this house."
That worried the wife more, so then she asks "well would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the husband says "yes I like my bed and I don't want to get rid of it I'd let her sleep in it."
This only makes the wife more worried so she feels compelled to say "well at least promise me you will never let her use my golf clubs."
The husband says "don't worry she will never use your clubs, she's left handed."
A wife asks her husband if she were to die, would he remarry?...
...and her husband says "yes I would remarry I like living a married life and spending time with someone else.
The wife gets uncomfortable and proceeds to ask " well would you let her live in our house?"
And the husband says "yes I'd let her live here there's nothing wrong with this house."
That worried the wife more, so then she asks "well would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the husband says "yes I like my bed and I don't want to get rid of it I'd let her sleep in it."
This only makes the wife more worried so she feels compelled to say "well at least promise me you will never let her use my golf clubs."
The husband says "don't worry she will never use your clubs, she's left handed."
Mar 20, 2017 12:37:59 #
Mar 20, 2017 21:53:34 #
When I die, I hope my wife doesn't sell my gear for what I told her I paid for it!
Mar 21, 2017 00:07:38 #
houdel wrote:
When I die, I hope my wife doesn't sell my gear for what I told her I paid for it!
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