John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?"

Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before.
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"Oh no," said John. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips."

When they were seated, a waitress asked John if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser.

His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.”

A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around John, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

John's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club. John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her.
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John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time."

John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?"

Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before.
joke


"Oh no," said John. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips."

When they were seated, a waitress asked John if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser.

His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.”

A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around John, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

John's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club. John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her.
health, elm

John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.

The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time."