Joke - the office party
Jan 12, 2017 19:20:32 #
Brian woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Samantha" he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself.
You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face."
"He's an asshole," Brian said. "I wouldn't piss on him."
"But you did," came the reply. “And he fired you"
"Well, screw him then" said Brian.
“I did", said Samantha, "You're back at work on Monday. I'm not having you hanging around the house all day.”
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Samantha" he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself.
You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face."
"He's an asshole," Brian said. "I wouldn't piss on him."
"But you did," came the reply. “And he fired you"
"Well, screw him then" said Brian.
“I did", said Samantha, "You're back at work on Monday. I'm not having you hanging around the house all day.”
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PaulG wrote:
Brian woke up after the annual office Christmas pa... (show quote)
No doubt who wears the pants in that family.
Jan 13, 2017 07:42:08 #
Jan 13, 2017 07:43:32 #
whitewolfowner wrote:
No doubt who wears the pants in that family.
Or who knows when to take them off😊
Jan 13, 2017 08:16:20 #
Dannj wrote:
Or who knows when to take them off😊
Yeah, the poor guy is probably abused one way or another. The devil made me say that, so be kind.
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