A fella goes into his local bank and says to the manager, "I'd like to
borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be
be called Cheshire cheese.
"Wow, hold on a minute", says the bank manager. "There's already a
company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with
something better than that."
The guy comes back next week, and says, "Right I've got it. I want to
borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. It's gonna be called
Brie Cheese."
"I'm afraid that one's already there too," says the bank manager. "Brie
Cheese is world famous, so I can't lend you the money for that."
In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week.
"Right", says the man, "I've got it. I want to borrow £500,000 to open a
cheese factory in Israel."
"Oh, now we're talking," says the bank manager. "What are you going to
call it?"
The man says, "Cheeses of Nazareth."
bigalw wrote:
The man says, "Cheeses of Nazareth."
We have a small specialty store that sells fancy food. Outside, they have a sign they change occasionally. For a few days, it said, "Honk if you love cheeses."
I think maybe they just aren't as thin skinned as us politically correct Americans. They certainly can't tax more than we do.
Cheeze whiz !.......That was a gouda one !
There is the old one of a German priest who stopped a man and said,"Do you love Jesua?"
"Ya," :said the man ."Big fat round Dutch cheeses."
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