BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the church! Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he was in the presence of the AntiChrist. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and asked,

"Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied,

"Yep. Sure do."

Satan asked,

"Are you not afraid of me?"

"Nope. Sure ain't," said the old man.

Satan, a little perturbed at this, queried,

"Why do you not fear me!?"

The man calmly replied,

"Been married to your sister for 48 years."

raferrelljr Loc: CHARLOTTE, NC

About the same time Evil Hillary has been in politics.

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Funny.

rocket111

I have lived that joke

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

exakta56 Loc: Orford,New Hampshire

raferrelljr: Thanks for taking a simple joke and turning it into your opportunity to express your loathing for Clinton. I hope that your day improves. By the way, now that you mention it, I have to assume that you'll be voting for the Donald. Or maybe you are the type who won't vote, which is the same as voting for Trump.

rocket111

I relly don't understand why anybody would vote for Trump. And one of the things that so hard for me to get is how somebody so stupid can be so rich. But if by chance he chooses a good VP I might vote for hem. If he gets into office he won't be there long

rightofattila

Hillary for prison 2016