New husband wanted
Jun 14, 2016 09:03:57 #
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" The widow said. "Just look at you . You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" She snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" The widow said. "Just look at you . You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" She snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
Jun 14, 2016 09:06:27 #
Love it!!!! I may use this, and change the age range to 60s
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Jun 15, 2016 07:03:26 #
Boentgru
Loc: Boston, Massachusetts, USA
The joke reminds me of another, allied, one:
A man in a bar sees another rather ugly guy alone at the end of the bar. A few minutes later a couple of beautiful women come over to the other guy and he walks out with one on each arm. The man is puzzled, and asks the bartender what just happened. The bartender says, "I don't know. The guy comes in here a lot and picks up women all the time. He just sits there licking his eyebrows."
A man in a bar sees another rather ugly guy alone at the end of the bar. A few minutes later a couple of beautiful women come over to the other guy and he walks out with one on each arm. The man is puzzled, and asks the bartender what just happened. The bartender says, "I don't know. The guy comes in here a lot and picks up women all the time. He just sits there licking his eyebrows."
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Jun 15, 2016 09:30:59 #
ha ha...love it braindamage! along those lines - who's the most popular guy in the nudist colony? it's the guy that can carry 2 cups of coffee & a dozen donuts!
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