Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'
You must remember to consider your audience.
Good to remind Grandpa's to think before speaking!
Blame it on the bunk beds! Lol.
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
A man went to visit his grandparents and found his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here, with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
The Old Man slowly looked at him and said,
"Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea....
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