PaulG Loc: Western Australia

This is Australia .....

Curly went hunting one day up in The Northern Territory' and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his Ute and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a surly Territory game warden who didn't like smart alecs. The warden ordered Curly to show his hunting license, so Curly pulled out a valid Northern Territory license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its bum and said, "This duck ain't from The Territory. This is a Queensland duck. You got a Queensland huntin' license?" Curly reached into his wallet and produced a Queensland license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its bum, and said "This ain't a Queensland duck.This duck's from West Australia. You got a West Australian license?" Curly reached into his wallet and produced a West Australian hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its bum, and said, "This ain't a Western Australian duck. This duck's from South Australia. You got a South Australian Huntin license?" Again Curly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Australian license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at Curly "just where the hell are you from?" Curly smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert..."

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina

good one

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

LOL...that's Definitely not to be sniffed at Paul..

PaulG Loc: Western Australia

Mj224 Loc: South Wales UK

Only Oz joke I know is;

Aussies defnition of foreplay------

Brace yerself Sheila............

grillmaster5062

Very cute.

Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana

And Sheila said "Baaa"

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID

Love it that's a good one, we get 'em like that here also, thy think everything is their personal property. Give 'em a little power and it goes to their head.

Jolly Roger Loc: Dorset. UK

Funny.

George Kravis

Very good PaulG, but the way I heard it, it about a woman in a butcher shop sticking her finger into the rear extremities of ducks one after one until she finds one that satisfies her search for one that came from New York City. Then she asks the counterman where he's from, whereupon he turns around, drops his pants and says "Here find out for yourself!"

infocus Loc: Australia

Na, that's the Kiwi's girl friend.