The Golf Ball and The Sand Wedge.
The Golf Ball and The Sand Wedge.
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and
hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She
puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'
Man - 'That's nice..'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$250'
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover, are in the closet together..
Boy - 'Dark in here..'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '$750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab
your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game practice
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge, dad.'
The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?
Boy says $1000.
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess.'
They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again. You're in my closet now.'
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An excellent chuckle to start the day. :thumbup:
Ok, here is the second thing I don't like about the new layout.
1) I can't log out. Every time that I have returned, I'm already logged on.
2) Apparently one can no longer manually type in the emoticons.
Mike D. wrote:
An excellent chuckle to start the day. :thumbup:
Ok, here is the second thing I don't like about the new layout.
1) I can't log out. Every time that I have returned, I'm already logged on.
2) Apparently one can no longer manually type in the emoticons.
Agreed. I also miss the small up arrow that was on the right side of a post to take you back to the top of the page which was quite convenient to 'unwatch' a topic..
Jakebrake wrote:
Agreed. I also miss the small up arrow that was on the right side of a post to take you back to the top of the page which was quite convenient to 'unwatch' a topic..
Oops, I found it. It's now at the bottom of a post 'back to top'.
Jakebrake wrote:
Oops, I found it. It's now at the bottom of a post 'back to top'.
There will be an adjustment period for sure.
Watch out for the lightening bolts!!!!!
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