You turn up at a party as an invited guest, and the first thing the host greets you with is "did you bring your camera?" Straight away you know - it was your camera that was invited. Luckily, you always have a spare camera in your car or an iPhone
Or when walking somewhere you take 10 steps and stop for 2 seconds, take 10 steps and stop for 2 seconds, take 10 steps.........., because you think you're on 2 second delay!!!! :lol: SS