Joke - lost Aussie wife
Apr 22, 2016 02:25:25 #
Subject: Fwd: Lost Oz wife - with a bonza end though!
A bloke's wife went missing while diving off the West Australian Coast.He reported the event, searched fruitlessly and spent a terrible night wondering what may have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he was confronted by a couple of police officers, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.The Sarge said, "Mate, we have some news for you. Unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news.""Well," said the bloke, "I guess I'd better have the bad news first." The Sarge said, "I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."The bloke was naturally distressed and had a bit of a turn, but after a few minutes pulled himself together to ask about the good news. The Sarge said,"Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share." He handed the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or five crabs in it "Gee-whiz thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that...So, what's the other possible good news?" "Well," the Sarge says, "If you fancy a quick trip, young Bill and I get off duty at around 11 o'clock...and we're going to shoot over there and pull her up again".
A bloke's wife went missing while diving off the West Australian Coast.He reported the event, searched fruitlessly and spent a terrible night wondering what may have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he was confronted by a couple of police officers, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.The Sarge said, "Mate, we have some news for you. Unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news.""Well," said the bloke, "I guess I'd better have the bad news first." The Sarge said, "I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."The bloke was naturally distressed and had a bit of a turn, but after a few minutes pulled himself together to ask about the good news. The Sarge said,"Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share." He handed the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or five crabs in it "Gee-whiz thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that...So, what's the other possible good news?" "Well," the Sarge says, "If you fancy a quick trip, young Bill and I get off duty at around 11 o'clock...and we're going to shoot over there and pull her up again".
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Apr 22, 2016 05:47:47 #
PaulG wrote:
Subject: Fwd: Lost Oz wife - with a bonza end thou... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: thats pretty funny Paul
Apr 22, 2016 06:08:39 #
PaulG wrote:
Subject: Fwd: Lost Oz wife - with a bonza end thou... (show quote)
I appreciate the wit in this!!!!
Incidently, my Son-in-Law lives in Adelaide!
Apr 22, 2016 07:16:57 #
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Apr 23, 2016 09:28:36 #
I was thinking of visiting Australia, but now . . . . Also have to say my wife (!) and I got a good, shuddering, laugh out of it. :twisted:
Wife adds she refuses to go. I guess no reef diving for us. BTW, isn't the Great Barrier Reef off the EAST coast of Australia?
Wife adds she refuses to go. I guess no reef diving for us. BTW, isn't the Great Barrier Reef off the EAST coast of Australia?
Apr 23, 2016 10:02:56 #
Apr 23, 2016 10:12:23 #
revhen wrote:
BTW, isn't the Great Barrier Reef off the EAST coast of Australia?
It sure is, all 2600 km of it.
Apr 23, 2016 10:58:32 #
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