Blonde Humour
Apr 19, 2016 03:56:21 #
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said:
'It's golf balls'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;
'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said:
'It's golf balls'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;
'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'
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Boentgru
Loc: Boston, Massachusetts, USA
My favorite Blond Joke:
Q: How do you know that a blond has used the word processor?
A: There is White Out on the screen.
Q: How do you know that a blond has used the word processor?
A: There is White Out on the screen.
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Apr 20, 2016 10:12:45 #
My favorite blond joke is about the blond who bought a picture puzzle. She took it home and put it all together. It took her almost seven months. She was really proud of herself because on the side of the box it said "three to five years.'
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Apr 21, 2016 00:03:50 #
I went into the drug store the other day. Ask the drugest if he had cotton balls. He replied " What do you think I am, a teddybear?
Apr 21, 2016 07:49:39 #
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