Croce wrote:
I truly believe Dirt is a confined individual for one reason or another, infirmity, imprisoned, hospitalized or whatever. No normal person living in normal circumstances would spend the obvious 10 or 12 hours a day he spends here. Although never informative but always idiotic, he is to be pitied.
He lives in his Mommy's basement and is a professional welfare bum. He has no friends, so UHH is his life.
He also goes by several aliases in the attic.