Huey Driver Loc: Texas

I voted Democratic because . . . .

1. I voted Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I now may marry my Labrador.

2. I voted Democratic because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

3. I voted Democratic because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democratic because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it.

5. I voted Democratic because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democratic because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

7. I voted Democratic because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I voted Democratic because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted Democratic because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democratic because I believe liberal Judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted Democratic because I think that it’s better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, gopher or fish.

12. I voted Democratic because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body; it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

No trees, Spotted Owls, or Red Cock-headed Woodpeckers were harmed in the sending of this message.

—James W. Anderson

Talladega, AL

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

Spot on Huey, however I expect the lefty loons will take exception to each and every point regardless of how true they are. :D

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

how come you switched the party for. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

translate to human please!! even Inuit makes more sense than dirtspeak..

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

ok whiny. how the beans growing :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

WTF are you talking about??? or are you trying to be a racist prick???

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

g beeter go check them :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Huey Driver Loc: Texas

I hope you know cause I don't have a clue

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

what new about that about you. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

"G BEETER"???? sober up, boy..

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

Neither does anyone else except maybe his BFF gnslngr. :lol:

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

yuh beeeter do it

wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma

if that's an attempt to be funny or sound intelligent it's a miserable failure but if its an attempt to be stupid its an amazing success!!!

dirtpusher Loc: tulsa oklahoma

nah it a mirror reflection of you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

skylane5sp Loc: Puyallup, WA

Why are you so obsessed with mirrors? Is your reflection the only person that can actually understand you?