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Mar 12, 2016 11:10:31   #
travelwp Loc: New Jersey
 
Bunko.T wrote:
You don't let logic or facts spoil a good story. Great joke.


"If you like your good story, you can keep your good story" BHO.

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Mar 12, 2016 11:21:03   #
lev29 Loc: Born and living in MA.
 
tenbanshee wrote:
I never really stopped and thought about it, but I really feel sorry for people that don't see jokes as what they are, a joke. Most of us get a smile or a good laugh out of them. Think what others that don't see them as a joke are missing. I still hope that even if you don't think that they are funny, that you have a smile in your heart, life is too short to sweat the small stuff.
This joke isn't one of them, in my opinion, but what about unabashed racist jokes or ones that make light of a husband beating his wife? I don't care if some one else finds those funny in 2016, I don't. Should I be mocked for voicing my opinion in those particular cases?

No! Do I think that those who opined negatively in this thread should be mocked? No. But I disagree with their opinion.

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Mar 12, 2016 11:36:45   #
tenbanshee Loc: Woodstock, IL
 
I'm not saying that all jokes are funny, I just hope that all of us find some humor in our day. Remember the elephant jokes that you roll your eyes at? How do you hide a elephant in a apple/cherry tree? Paint his toenail red! I almost can't believe that we even told them. lol

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Mar 12, 2016 12:45:46   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Do you know why elephants wear springs on their feet?

To jump up in the trees to rape the monkeys.

Do you know what is the worst sound a monkey can hear?


Boing, boing, boing.


tenbanshee wrote:
I'm not saying that all jokes are funny, I just hope that all of us find some humor in our day. Remember the elephant jokes that you roll your eyes at? How do you hide a elephant in a apple/cherry tree? Paint his toenail red! I almost can't believe that we even told them. lol

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Mar 12, 2016 13:42:56   #
lev29 Loc: Born and living in MA.
 
tenbanshee wrote:
I'm not saying that all jokes are funny, I just hope that all of us find some humor in our day ...
Hey, tenbanshee, I'm not "jumping" on what you wrote as being "wrong," okay? I'm just using it as a springboard to make my point.
Peace, lev29

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Mar 12, 2016 14:41:30   #
jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx
 
yep ol dallas folks kinda slow, HAR !

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Mar 12, 2016 15:04:13   #
tenbanshee Loc: Woodstock, IL
 
ebbote wrote:
Do you know why elephants wear springs on their feet?

To jump up in the trees to rape the monkeys.

Do you know what is the worst sound a monkey can hear?


Boing, boing, boing.


ROFL!!!!

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Mar 12, 2016 15:07:47   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
This joke goes back to when I was a teenager, almost 60 years, it was funny then and I never forgot it, thanks.

tenbanshee wrote:
ROFL!!!!

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Mar 12, 2016 15:48:04   #
sinatraman Loc: Vero Beach Florida, Earth,alpha quaudrant
 
DaveO wrote:
It's a joke,People,lighten up. :-)


ditto. as a true statement goes of all the sounds out there in the world, the one sound you never want to hear is the bomb squad guy going "oops"

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Mar 12, 2016 15:56:02   #
2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond
 
tenbanshee wrote:
I never really stopped and thought about it, but I really feel sorry for people that don't see jokes as what they are, a joke. Most of us get a smile or a good laugh out of them. Think what others that don't see them as a joke are missing. I still hope that even if you don't think that they are funny, that you have a smile in your heart, life is too short to sweat the small stuff.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 13, 2016 16:04:24   #
flathead27ford Loc: Colorado, North of Greeley
 
DaveO wrote:
It's a joke,People,lighten up. :-)


:thumbup:

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Mar 13, 2016 16:13:18   #
flathead27ford Loc: Colorado, North of Greeley
 
ebbote wrote:
Do you know why elephants wear springs on their feet?

To jump up in the trees to rape the monkeys.

Do you know what is the worst sound a monkey can hear?


Boing, boing, boing.


OMG! Now THAT is FUNNY! I'm still giggling 5 minutes after reading it. Cheers.

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Mar 13, 2016 16:25:26   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Thanks Flathead, 50 some odd years later and I still laugh
when I think about the joke.
Here is another one, there is an island in the south pacific where a bird known as the Mile or More bird lives, which it's testicles are longer than it's legs, so when he comes in for a landing you can hear his SCREAMS for a mile or more.

flathead27ford wrote:
OMG! Now THAT is FUNNY! I'm still giggling 5 minutes after reading it. Cheers.

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