Student does the world's funniest book report
Mar 8, 2016 01:29:09 #
This was likely not written by a high school student but is a humorous review of two books - a three minute read ...very short, very concise...
The world's cleverest student does the world's funniest book report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost $29.99
Clintons: Cost $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary basically the same thing
Cheers and Beers
Graham\098/
The world's cleverest student does the world's funniest book report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost $29.99
Clintons: Cost $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary basically the same thing
Cheers and Beers
Graham\098/
Mar 8, 2016 02:14:18 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Not bad, Graham. :thumbup: 8-)This was likely not written by a high school student but is a humorous review of two books:'Titanic' and 'My Life' (by Bill Clinton.)
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost $29.99 --- Clintons: Cost $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read --- Clinton: Over 3 hours to read ...
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost $29.99 --- Clintons: Cost $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read --- Clinton: Over 3 hours to read ...
Mar 8, 2016 09:50:37 #
Mar 8, 2016 10:43:39 #
Mar 8, 2016 12:54:06 #
jaymatt wrote:
:-D :-D :-D :-D
jaymatt, I posted this on the General Chit Chat section but it's been demoted to the attic. It must be because of "Jack is smoking a cigar", Public Health warning, it is bad for your health or "Jack teaches Rose to Spit", that's absolutely, really disgusting isn't it.?????????????????? I suppose it deserves the attic?????????
Thanks for looking and emticons
Cheers and Beers
Graham/098\
Mar 8, 2016 13:23:30 #
Mar 8, 2016 19:17:00 #
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