I had a kid in high school who pronounced his name sha-theed (accent on second syllable). When I got my class roster, I was afraid to call his name. He spelled it Shithead.
In a town near where I live there is a Certified Public Accountant by the name of Dennis O. Thief.
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The spinser woman in the girls dorm(no coed)used to get calls for Ineeda dick.
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