jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

You may have seen this before, but it's still good for a laugh.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

lev29 Loc: Born and living in MA.

Very good! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Mike D. Loc: Crowley County, CO.

Good for a morning chuckle. :thumbup:

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Lol.

Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wrangler Loc: North Texas

Good stuff! Thanks for starting my day with a smile. 😄

lorenww Loc: St. Petersburg

LOL