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Feb 9, 2016 12:41:53   #
romanticf16 Loc: Commerce Twp, MI
 
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One day many years ago, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's David and I'm okay thanks," I replied.
"David, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a few restorative Vodka and tonic water, I thanked Elizabeth: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. "So I best go now"
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Probably still under the cart ...." I said ....

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Feb 9, 2016 13:31:25   #
foodie65
 
BEAUTIFUL!!!

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Feb 9, 2016 13:47:05   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
LOL!!!

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Feb 9, 2016 14:31:36   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Got me!! Good one!

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Feb 9, 2016 17:34:40   #
jederick Loc: Northern Utah
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 9, 2016 17:36:55   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Brilliant!!

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Feb 9, 2016 18:15:35   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Too funny.😊😊😊

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Feb 10, 2016 06:19:08   #
firtree Loc: Florida, USA
 
That's terrible... and funny :thumbup:

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Feb 10, 2016 07:12:10   #
Kobuk Loc: Roseville, CA
 
Love it :thumbup:

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Feb 10, 2016 07:52:09   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Great Stuff. Thanks

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Feb 10, 2016 08:46:55   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
:thumbup:

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Feb 10, 2016 08:52:58   #
grillmaster5062
 
I knew there was a reason that I don't like golf! Pretty funny, though.

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Feb 10, 2016 09:28:41   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
LMAO! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Feb 10, 2016 09:58:44   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 10, 2016 10:05:06   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
romanticf16 wrote:
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One day many years ago, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's David and I'm okay thanks," I replied.
"David, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a few restorative Vodka and tonic water, I thanked Elizabeth: "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. "So I best go now"
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Probably still under the cart ...." I said ....
.. br One day many years ago, I accidentally over... (show quote)

Laugh of the day--thanks

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