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Dec 18, 2015 05:31:22 #
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realises that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts,"Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response.They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both..
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied,
"My bike."
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts,"Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response.They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both..
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied,
"My bike."
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Dec 18, 2015 11:31:29 #
Dec 19, 2015 08:08:10 #
Wheels and women: if you let someone else use either one, they are never the same when they come back!
Dec 19, 2015 14:05:05 #
Dec 19, 2015 18:07:29 #
Manny Jay
Loc: Colorado
I've heard the Eskimo have a different take on this.
If they lend their rifle, it comes back all dirty and rusty. If they lend their wife, she comes back all happy.
If they lend their rifle, it comes back all dirty and rusty. If they lend their wife, she comes back all happy.
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