Poor old Paddy...............Again Poor Old Soul..........
Nov 29, 2015 05:46:36 #
Oh! dear Oh! Dear..............you have to smile........
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
'Twenty pounds,' she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a prostitute before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them,
It is a Police Officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the policeman.
'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!'
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
'Twenty pounds,' she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a prostitute before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them,
It is a Police Officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the policeman.
'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!'
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Nov 30, 2015 10:30:29 #
Poor Paddy ... he never wins which is fortunate for the rest of us :)
Thanks for a great start to my Monday Graham.
Tom
Thanks for a great start to my Monday Graham.
Tom
Nov 30, 2015 11:16:13 #
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