And God looked down:
Oct 21, 2015 09:13:53 #
And God Looked Down..
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.
God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's Gods will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.
God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's Gods will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Oct 21, 2015 09:53:41 #
Oct 21, 2015 09:56:39 #
Oct 21, 2015 11:49:10 #
Me too, but I'm not so old that I can't tell the difference between sex and a sandwhich. :)
Oct 21, 2015 11:55:10 #
At my age it is not that I can't tell them apart, it is that I
would rather have a sandwich.
would rather have a sandwich.
Mike D. wrote:
Me too, but I'm not so old that I can't tell the difference between sex and a sandwhich. :)
Oct 21, 2015 11:59:45 #
Oct 21, 2015 13:26:01 #
ebbote wrote:
At my age it is not that I can't tell them apart, it is that I
would rather have a sandwich.
would rather have a sandwich.
At least your sense of humor hasn't suffered from the aging process. :)
Oct 21, 2015 14:15:03 #
Unfortunately the aging process is physical, not mental, in
my mind I am still young and can't see myself being turned
on by a 73 year old naked woman, so of course I would take the sandwich, every time.
my mind I am still young and can't see myself being turned
on by a 73 year old naked woman, so of course I would take the sandwich, every time.
Mike D. wrote:
At least your sense of humor hasn't suffered from the aging process. :)
Oct 21, 2015 14:25:48 #
ebbote wrote:
Unfortunately the aging process is physical, not mental, in
my mind I am still young and can't see myself being turned
on by a 73 year old naked woman, so of course I would take the sandwich, every time.
my mind I am still young and can't see myself being turned
on by a 73 year old naked woman, so of course I would take the sandwich, every time.
I totally get it but if we have to have a conversation about a 73 year old sandwhich, well...
Oct 21, 2015 14:42:42 #
LOL, good one Mike, then I would reconsider.
Mike D. wrote:
I totally get it but if we have to have a conversation about a 73 year old sandwhich, well...
Oct 21, 2015 14:47:29 #
ebbote wrote:
LOL, good one Mike, then I would reconsider.
Off the wall observations are my specialty. Now if I could only figure out how to capture them, I would be a happy camper...
However, I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. If I don't have to deal with anyone sticking foreign objects in their junk or eating their own feces it will be a good day in my neighborhood.
Oct 21, 2015 14:56:54 #
What kind of job do you have that you have to deal with that kind of crap?
Mike D. wrote:
Off the wall observations are my specialty. Now if I could only figure out how to capture them, I would be a happy camper...
However, I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. If I don't have to deal with anyone sticking foreign objects in their junk or eating their own feces it will be a good day in my neighborhood.
However, I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. If I don't have to deal with anyone sticking foreign objects in their junk or eating their own feces it will be a good day in my neighborhood.
Oct 21, 2015 15:01:16 #
Oct 21, 2015 15:05:48 #
Oct 21, 2015 16:42:19 #
Wrangler wrote:
A lot of wisdom here. I can identify.
True, true, true. :P :P :P :P :P :P
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