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SBW

bodacious wrote:

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Ohhh very original Dick Spurts, hell I should give him to your neighbor he could use a smart ass meal like you. :oops: :oops:
I apologize to the others out here as your really not worth the reply.

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I am glad you made an exception this time!!

SBW

richard-sports wrote:

No, he prefers rednecks with guns, who have a tiny penis.

You wait long enough, usually not too long and the stupid comment of the day will appear. You get the award.
This from someone that lives in a place where their view is that everyone in the world is a redneck but them.
As for the tiny penis remark, that must have been your string you were pulling.

amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN

bodacious wrote:

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Ohhh very original Dick Spurts, hell I should give him to your neighbor he could use a smart ass meal like you. :oops: :oops:
I apologize to the others out here as your really not worth the reply.

and the opposing comments were?, yours included? This is the reason we can't get along. Everyone thinks only their **** doesn't stink and so none of us want to wipe it off and understand that it ALL stinks and we ALL need to work TOGETHER to clean up the mess WE ALL have made.

bodacious Loc: Oregon

amyinsparta wrote:

and the opposing comments were?, yours included? This is the reason we can't get along. Everyone thinks only their **** doesn't stink and so none of us want to wipe it off and understand that it ALL stinks and we ALL need to work TOGETHER to clean up the mess WE ALL have made.

That could be because we all are not responsible for the mess we are in I leave that distinction mostly to the liberal mentality, democrats and rino republican politicians. Liberals and conservative will never get along nor be capable of working with each other for no matter how hard a conservative attempts to work with the liberal left they the left refuse to work with nor comprehend the conservative viewpoint. Liberals always think they are right and everyone else is completely wrong. Just seems to be the way it works.

SBW

amyinsparta wrote:

and the opposing comments were?, yours included? This is the reason we can't get along. Everyone thinks only their **** doesn't stink and so none of us want to wipe it off and understand that it ALL stinks and we ALL need to work TOGETHER to clean up the mess WE ALL have made.

Oh Amy, why can't we just all get along? Is that it? I can just see someone carrying that huge basket of flowers down the merry path singing, no shouting kumbaya all the way. Amy, in my experience we can all get along as along as you do it the liberals way.
You do know Amy that liberals always see things they want them to be not necessarily the way they really are. There is a significant portion of the population that will never accept that. Never.

I really like your avatar. That is one handsome kitty.

GENorkus Loc: Washington Twp, Michigan

One question. Was Jethro's street name given to him because of actions before eating or from the gas afterwards?

bodacious Loc: Oregon

SBW wrote:

Oh Amy, why can't we just all get along? Is that i... (show quote)

What I find interesting is this started out as a humorous joke by me but as usual was quickly turned into a political war by the liberals here. Hell you can't even try to make people laugh anymore on the HOG without some liberal hack taking control and changing the direction of a blog. Disgusting parasites.

Wrangler Loc: North Texas

I thought someone said they wanted to outlaw Jethro's teeth because they gave him an unfair advantage vs the drug dealers et al.

bodacious Loc: Oregon

Wrangler wrote:

I thought someone said they wanted to outlaw Jethro's teeth because they gave him an unfair advantage vs the drug dealers et al.

Dog=fast teeth ----Crook=slow gun hand----Outcome= dog wins, crook looses. So much for Mr. Colt equalizing a faster dog.

Wrangler Loc: North Texas

This is really funny because I use a product called Fasteeth. At first I thought that was what you were talking about. Fasteeth glues in dentures for a little while. 😁

bodacious Loc: Oregon

Wrangler wrote:

This is really funny because I use a product called Fasteeth. At first I thought that was what you were talking about. Fasteeth glues in dentures for a little while. 😁

I've used it when my dentures broke a while back. Works OK for a couple weeks but eventually had to have them professionally repaired. I keep some in our bug in emergency bag just in case the wife gets pissed at me again, her right cross is vicious. :lol: :lol:

SBW

bodacious wrote:

What I find interesting is this started out as a humorous joke by me but as usual was quickly turned into a political war by the liberals here. Hell you can't even try to make people laugh anymore on the HOG without some liberal hack taking control and changing the direction of a blog. Disgusting parasites.

Well, I have to own up. It is my fault. I asked the question about liberals and it sent your great joke in the wrong direction. In fairness though, it is not you or I that made the liberals so sensitive.

Poor Amy in Sparta thought ALL dogs were liberals. Just imagine how she feels today. :lol: :lol:

bodacious Loc: Oregon

SBW wrote:

Well, I have to own up. It is my fault. I asked the question about liberals and it sent your great joke in the wrong direction. In fairness though, it is not you or I that made the liberals so sensitive.

Poor Amy in Sparta thought ALL dogs were liberals. Just imagine how she feels today. :lol: :lol:

Probably oblivious as all libs do.