AlMac
Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who were extremely mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked him if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".
Now that is one that I certainly didn't expect -
- and, it brought out a good laugh.
Thanks . . .
AlMac
Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
Pleased you enjoyed it. Thank you :thumbup:
AlMac wrote:
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who were extremely mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked him if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".
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That's a great one, really made my wife laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for that... I have seen it before but always good for a laugh..
Mike
DickC
Loc: NE Washington state
:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Well I have no idea where he is either and it wasnt me wot lost him!!
Truly I do see him in lovely flowers and animals that only kill to eat and this wonderful planet just suited to us..
AlMac wrote:
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who were extremely mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked him if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!".
A couple had two little boys aged 8 and 10 who wer... (
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That's a good one. Didn't see it coming. Thanks.
Marion
I heard him say, "I've had it" (he went home)!
AlMac
Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
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