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Confucius Say...
Jul 4, 2015 17:09:43   #
Ron M Loc: Kitchener Ontario Canada
 
Confucius Say....
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say.
Woman who fly upside down in plane
Have crack up

Confucius Say.
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy

Confucius Say.
Sex is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland ...
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say.
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don't get it.

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Jul 4, 2015 17:26:16   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Cute set!

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Jul 4, 2015 18:14:11   #
geclevel Loc: Springville, Utah
 
Confucius say;
He who stand on toilet,
high on pot.

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Jul 4, 2015 18:19:55   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Man who sit on jelly doughnut get ass in jam!

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Jul 5, 2015 11:44:11   #
Chelli
 
Confucius also said that there's no such thing as rape.
'Cos men with their pants down cannot run as fast as women with their skirts up.

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Jul 5, 2015 11:49:36   #
Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.
 
He also say:

Man who has hands in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Jul 5, 2015 12:33:57   #
lowkick Loc: Connecticut
 
Confucius Say;

Man who lay girl on side of hill
Not on level.

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Jul 5, 2015 15:25:49   #
WereWolf1967 Loc: Knoxville, TN
 
Ron M wrote:
Confucius Say....
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say.
Woman who fly upside down in plane
Have crack up

Confucius Say.
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy

Confucius Say.
Sex is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland ...
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say.
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don't get it.
Confucius Say.... br Kiss is merely shopping upst... (show quote)


OK,

I hope you realize that you've just sent both of us straight to Hell. You for sending this excellent post and me for passing it on to everyone I know.

Thanks!

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