wrr wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !
5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.
6. Clear a path to the open front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
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Hiding cruelty to animals with a joke is no laughing matter. Anyone who would think is funny needs help. Please take you medication or seek professional help.
Diet (cat and dog owner)
Tea8
Loc: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.
Come on Diet lighten up a little. We are laughing about this joke because we know it is something that we wouldn't ever try. I don't see how you could think we were even suggesting animal cruelity. Take it at what it is, a joke. Haven't you recently asked the members here to take some things you said as a joke?
Dietxanadu wrote:
wrr wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !
5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.
6. Clear a path to the open front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
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Hiding cruelty to animals with a joke is no laughing matter. Anyone who would think is funny needs help. Please take you medication or seek professional help.
Diet (cat and dog owner)
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Its a joke for crying out loud.
Whats the difference between making a joke about a cat or a photographer?
Looks like someone needs to grow a sense of humor.
Oh heck the dam is about to break if only my finger was not bandaged from that cat I would run in and plug the hole.
Tea8 wrote:
Come on Diet lighten up a little. We are laughing about this joke because we know it is something that we wouldn't ever try. I don't see how you could think we were even suggesting animal cruelity. Take it at what it is, a joke. Haven't you recently asked the members here to take some things you said as a joke?
Yes I should liken up a bit, sorry just a bad day for me. Just really tired of getting messed over by folks. That stupid AAA tow truck driver saying he can only go down one road.
He cant drop the Silver Pig off at the owners place, because the dip shxt didnt bring the right kind of tow truck. Then he said I cant put my dogs inside is piece of shxt cab. Then this dip shxt wont pull over so I can get out. So I get out but he keeps rolling, with my camera gear in his cab. So I cant climb onto the bed of the dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my dogs. So I got to cut them free. And step in front of this dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my camera gear.
So then this dip shxt drives away and turns the corner. So this dip shxt was just playing me, and I got know idea wear the Silver Pig, but I do have a long walk home, on a very hot day.
But yes I need to relax and smile.
Dietxanadu wrote:
Tea8 wrote:
Come on Diet lighten up a little. We are laughing about this joke because we know it is something that we wouldn't ever try. I don't see how you could think we were even suggesting animal cruelity. Take it at what it is, a joke. Haven't you recently asked the members here to take some things you said as a joke?
Yes I should liken up a bit, sorry just a bad day for me. Just really tired of getting messed over by folks. That stupid AAA tow truck driver saying he can only go down one road.
He cant drop the Silver Pig off at the owners place, because the dip shxt didnt bring the right kind of tow truck. Then he said I cant put my dogs inside is piece of shxt cab. Then this dip shxt wont pull over so I can get out. So I get out but he keeps rolling, with my camera gear in his cab. So I cant climb onto the bed of the dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my dogs. So I got to cut them free. And step in front of this dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my camera gear.
So then this dip shxt drives away and turns the corner. So this dip shxt was just playing me, and I got know idea wear the Silver Pig, but I do have a long walk home, on a very hot day.
But yes I need to relax and smile.
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Watch this one for a few laughs.
I saw it years ago, took me a while to find it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IytNBm8WA1c&feature=related
OMG here I go again, laughing!! Here's one of mine with an opinion!
JacLee wrote:
Photoman74 wrote:
wrr wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !
5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.
6. Clear a path to the open front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pg. 2 That is hilarious too. Dogs are so much easier!
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cookie
Dietxanadu wrote:
wrr wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !
5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.
6. Clear a path to the open front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
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Hiding cruelty to animals with a joke is no laughing matter. Anyone who would think is funny needs help. Please take you medication or seek professional help.
Diet (cat and dog owner)
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Hey Diet .... where's your cat ..... looks like it got even with the dog
Wabbit wrote:
... looks like it got even with the dog
lol, that'll teach that no good dog!
I'm still laughing at that!!
Wabbit wrote:
Dietxanadu wrote:
wrr wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this !
5. After 5 minutes of agitation, flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the 'Power-Rinse' cycle.
6. Clear a path to the open front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
This was simply too much of a time saver not to sh... (
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Hiding cruelty to animals with a joke is no laughing matter. Anyone who would think is funny needs help. Please take you medication or seek professional help.
Diet (cat and dog owner)
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Hey Diet .... where's your cat ..... looks like it got even with the dog
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Dietxanadu wrote:
Tea8 wrote:
Come on Diet lighten up a little. We are laughing about this joke because we know it is something that we wouldn't ever try. I don't see how you could think we were even suggesting animal cruelity. Take it at what it is, a joke. Haven't you recently asked the members here to take some things you said as a joke?
Yes I should liken up a bit, sorry just a bad day for me. Just really tired of getting messed over by folks. That stupid AAA tow truck driver saying he can only go down one road.
He cant drop the Silver Pig off at the owners place, because the dip shxt didnt bring the right kind of tow truck. Then he said I cant put my dogs inside is piece of shxt cab. Then this dip shxt wont pull over so I can get out. So I get out but he keeps rolling, with my camera gear in his cab. So I cant climb onto the bed of the dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my dogs. So I got to cut them free. And step in front of this dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my camera gear.
So then this dip shxt drives away and turns the corner. So this dip shxt was just playing me, and I got know idea wear the Silver Pig, but I do have a long walk home, on a very hot day.
But yes I need to relax and smile.
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Diet, I hope you reported that tow truck driver to the management. He is absolutely assine! I am so sorry. I am not a swearing woman but after reading your story I am so tempted to use a few unprintable words.
Wabbit wrote:
Dietxanadu wrote:
Tea8 wrote:
Come on Diet lighten up a little. We are laughing about this joke because we know it is something that we wouldn't ever try. I don't see how you could think we were even suggesting animal cruelity. Take it at what it is, a joke. Haven't you recently asked the members here to take some things you said as a joke?
Yes I should liken up a bit, sorry just a bad day for me. Just really tired of getting messed over by folks. That stupid AAA tow truck driver saying he can only go down one road.
He cant drop the Silver Pig off at the owners place, because the dip shxt didnt bring the right kind of tow truck. Then he said I cant put my dogs inside is piece of shxt cab. Then this dip shxt wont pull over so I can get out. So I get out but he keeps rolling, with my camera gear in his cab. So I cant climb onto the bed of the dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my dogs. So I got to cut them free. And step in front of this dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my camera gear.
So then this dip shxt drives away and turns the corner. So this dip shxt was just playing me, and I got know idea wear the Silver Pig, but I do have a long walk home, on a very hot day.
But yes I need to relax and smile.
quote=Tea8 Come on Diet lighten up a little. We a... (
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Watch this one for a few laughs.
I saw it years ago, took me a while to find it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IytNBm8WA1c&feature=related quote=Dietxanadu quote=Tea8 Come on Diet lighten... (
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Thanks. I watched too. It is so funny, plus the other videos that are with the main one.
:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
I was laughing ou LOUD!! Thank you for the therapy! I have 3 cats-Iget it :D
JacLee wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
Dietxanadu wrote:
Tea8 wrote:
Come on Diet lighten up a little. We are laughing about this joke because we know it is something that we wouldn't ever try. I don't see how you could think we were even suggesting animal cruelity. Take it at what it is, a joke. Haven't you recently asked the members here to take some things you said as a joke?
Yes I should liken up a bit, sorry just a bad day for me. Just really tired of getting messed over by folks. That stupid AAA tow truck driver saying he can only go down one road.
He cant drop the Silver Pig off at the owners place, because the dip shxt didnt bring the right kind of tow truck. Then he said I cant put my dogs inside is piece of shxt cab. Then this dip shxt wont pull over so I can get out. So I get out but he keeps rolling, with my camera gear in his cab. So I cant climb onto the bed of the dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my dogs. So I got to cut them free. And step in front of this dip shxts wrong tow truck to get my camera gear.
So then this dip shxt drives away and turns the corner. So this dip shxt was just playing me, and I got know idea wear the Silver Pig, but I do have a long walk home, on a very hot day.
But yes I need to relax and smile.
quote=Tea8 Come on Diet lighten up a little. We a... (
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Watch this one for a few laughs.
I saw it years ago, took me a while to find it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IytNBm8WA1c&feature=related quote=Dietxanadu quote=Tea8 Come on Diet lighten... (
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Thanks. I watched too. It is so funny, plus the other videos that are with the main one.
:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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I LOVE humor! But I think I may need to get my stitches repaired on this! It is great! My daughters have cats. Don't know how to send them this.......I'll have to stop laughin' before I try!!
1941Buckeye wrote:
I LOVE humor! But I think I may need to get my stitches repaired on this! It is great! My daughters have cats. Don't know how to send them this.......I'll have to stop laughin' before I try!!
Don't laugh too hard because if the stitches open I'll feel guilty.
Do you know how to copy and paste?
Copy and Past this link into an email for them
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