Age old question (old joke too)
May 2, 2015 06:04:03 #
What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
May 2, 2015 06:09:00 #
Bobbee wrote:
What deep thinkers men are... br I mowed the lawn... (show quote)
You just proved a good point: beer and thinking go well together.
May 2, 2015 06:49:34 #
berchman
Loc: South Central PA
Bobbee wrote:
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
That is a very deep thought worthy of Plato or Hegel.
May 2, 2015 06:58:32 #
Un-impeachable logic. The universe is a better place for your wisdom, Thank you.
May 2, 2015 08:59:28 #
May 3, 2015 06:39:06 #
May 3, 2015 12:06:39 #
berchman wrote:
That is a very deep thought worthy of Plato or Hegel.
Was it a Budweiser or a Schlitz thought.
May 3, 2015 12:07:59 #
berchman
Loc: South Central PA
John_F wrote:
Was it a Budweiser or a Schlitz thought.
A micro brew thought?
May 3, 2015 12:24:54 #
Bobbee wrote:
What deep thinkers men are... br I mowed the lawn... (show quote)
I think I may need a six pack and a paramedic after that one.
May 3, 2015 13:50:54 #
May 3, 2015 15:46:31 #
May 3, 2015 15:51:26 #
John_F wrote:
Was it a Budweiser or a Schlitz thought.
Time for some Heinie.
May 3, 2015 17:03:26 #
John_F wrote:
Was it a Budweiser or a Schlitz thought.
Doesn't matter - it kept him out of troubling pain!
May 4, 2015 22:07:18 #
May 4, 2015 23:28:42 #
machia
Loc: NJ
Bobbee wrote:
What deep thinkers men are... br I mowed the lawn... (show quote)
I think I might stock up for the weekend sooner and take off Friday afternoon ! Nothing quite like some good " thinking drinking " to clear the slate ! That newly brewed IPA on an old favorite will fit the bill, a nice cold Ballantine 😃.
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