Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol:
An Irish daughter had not been home for ten years.
Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I was too embarrassed. I became a prostitute."
"Ye what? Get out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK , Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, a title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check.
For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become." says Daddy.
The daughter, crying again, "A prostitute Daddy!"
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl!
I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."
AlMac
Loc: Newcastle Upon Tyne - UK
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bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol:
An Irish daughter had not been home for ten years.
Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I was too embarrassed. I became a prostitute."
"Ye what? Get out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK , Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, a title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check.
For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become." says Daddy.
The daughter, crying again, "A prostitute Daddy!"
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl!
I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol: ... (
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She must have been very good at her job. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
pounder35 wrote:
She must have been very good at her job. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Sure looked like it.
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol:
An Irish daughter had not been home for ten years.
Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I was too embarrassed. I became a prostitute."
"Ye what? Get out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK , Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, a title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check.
For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become." says Daddy.
The daughter, crying again, "A prostitute Daddy!"
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl!
I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks Bob. :lol: :lol: ... (
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She seems to be a wonderful person, I think she should run for office, just what we need another good Irish person for president. Her moral standards would clean up our political foundations greatly. :D :D :D
bodacious wrote:
She seems to be a wonderful person, I think she should run for office, just what we need another good Irish person for president. Her moral standards would clean up our political foundations greatly. :D :D :D
Sounds just like our current politicians. Will screw anyone, anytime, for the right price. :shock:
pounder35 wrote:
Sounds just like our current politicians. Will screw anyone, anytime, for the right price. :shock:
Ya but I have to admit our politicians don't come cheap. We do have the best political structure money can buy.
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bodacious wrote:
She seems to be a wonderful person, I think she should run for office, just what we need another good Irish person for president. Her moral standards would clean up our political foundations greatly. :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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