Kids named Terry.
Mar 17, 2015 13:22:23 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15 KIDS.
'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'
'YEP, THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD
THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.
SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE
GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THEY'RE ALL NAMED TERRY?'
THEIR MOMMA REPLIED, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME TO
GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL, I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S
TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY!
AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S
RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE
SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN WRINKLES HER
FOREHEAD
AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
'WOW,' THE SOCIAL WORKER EXCLAIMS, 'ARE THEY ALL YOURS?'
'YEP, THEY'RE ALL MINE,' THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD
THAT QUESTION A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE.
SHE SAYS, 'SIT DOWN TERRY.' ALL THE CHILDREN RUSH TO FIND SEATS.
'WELL,' SAYS THE SOCIAL WORKER, 'THEN YOU MUST BE HERE TO SIGN UP.
I'LL NEED ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S NAMES.'
''WELL, TO KEEP IT SIMPLE, THE BOYS ARE ALL NAMED TERRY AND THE
GIRLS ARE ALL NAMED TERRI."
IN DISBELIEF, THE CASE WORKER SAYS, 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THEY'RE ALL NAMED TERRY?'
THEIR MOMMA REPLIED, 'WELL, YES - IT MAKES IT EASIER. WHEN IT'S TIME TO
GET THEM OUT OF BED AND READY FOR SCHOOL, I YELL, TERRY! AN' WHEN IT'S
TIME FOR DINNER, I JUST YELL TERRY!
AND THEY ALL COME A RUNNING. AND IF I NEED TO STOP THE KID WHO'S
RUNNING INTO THE STREET, I JUST YELL TERRY AND ALL OF THEM STOP. IT'S THE
SMARTEST IDEA I EVER HAD, NAMING THEM ALL TERRY.'
THE SOCIAL WORKER THINKS THIS OVER FOR A BIT, THEN WRINKLES HER
FOREHEAD
AND SAYS TENTATIVELY, 'BUT WHAT IF YOU JUST WANT ONE KID TO COME, AND NOT THE WHOLE BUNCH?'
'THEN I CALL THEM BY THEIR LAST NAMES.'
Mar 18, 2015 08:33:08 #
NeilL wrote:
A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TR... (show quote)
Well George Foreman named all of his sons George. He tells them apart by their middle names.
Mar 18, 2015 10:00:49 #
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