Moose Loc: North Carolina

A senior trying to set up a password . . . . .

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already taken.

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

I know the feeling and recently too.

Dennis

Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.

tOO FUNNY AND SO TRUE!

bigwolf40 Loc: Effort, Pa.

This is great and so funny but very true. The problem is when you get done you forget the password and have to start all over again...Rich

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Have been there many times.

GENorkus Loc: Washington Twp, Michigan

True!

The worst part is that where I used to work, (retired now), you had to change it every 45 days, it could not contain a "dictionary" word, and they said you could not write it down or store any password on a computer! Everything had to be memorized.

Now multiply that by a dozen, (for other systems needing passwords.)

Anyone confused yet?