Difference between Grandas and Grandpas
Feb 14, 2015 12:12:23 #
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper, pecker-head or son-of-a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."
***Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?***
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper, pecker-head or son-of-a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."
***Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?***
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Feb 14, 2015 12:36:39 #
James Shaw wrote:
Have you ever wondered what the difference is bet... (show quote)
You know it is hard to drink hot coffee through your nose. I loved it and so did my wife. We probably fit the descriptions to a T though not so deeply. As a grandfather I also take responsibility for teaching my six year old granddaughter how to fish, shoot firearms, and spit among other important lessons to be learned at a young age.
Dennis
Feb 14, 2015 13:55:50 #
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dennis2146 wrote:
You know it is hard to drink hot coffee through your nose. I loved it and so did my wife. We probably fit the descriptions to a T though not so deeply. As a grandfather I also take responsibility for teaching my six year old granddaughter how to fish, shoot firearms, and spit among other important lessons to be learned at a young age.
Dennis
Dennis
Then you are a very good grandfather, indeed.
Feb 14, 2015 14:52:31 #
Feb 15, 2015 05:59:59 #
Thank you for sharing. I have sent this on to my daughter, she has two children that we watch a lot. LOL
Sometimes I do get questioned about things, "Dad did you teach them to do that" ;-)
Sometimes I do get questioned about things, "Dad did you teach them to do that" ;-)
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James Shaw wrote:
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That one is pretty funny, James! Already forwarded.
Feb 15, 2015 11:39:37 #
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Cykdelic wrote:
That one is pretty funny, James! Already forwarded.
I got that one from my wife, and when I read it I laughed out loud. Her response was "what are you laughing about? That fits you to a T." lol
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