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Jan 24, 2015 11:03:53   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."


Have a GREAT day :)

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Jan 24, 2015 11:09:30   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Good for a laugh!!

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Jan 25, 2015 09:01:33   #
Graveman Loc: Indiana
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 25, 2015 11:03:40   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
I like it.

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Jan 25, 2015 14:19:29   #
gfalls Loc: Great Falls Montana
 
Oh my

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Jan 25, 2015 15:26:13   #
davidheald1942 Loc: Mars (the planet)
 
Shellback wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."


Have a GREAT day :)
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)


Another home run :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jan 25, 2015 15:28:25   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
Shellback wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."


Have a GREAT day :)
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)


I'll be the first to ask: What did she advise?

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Jan 25, 2015 20:05:51   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
boberic wrote:
I'll be the first to ask: What did she advise?



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Jan 26, 2015 19:18:07   #
Marionsho Loc: Kansas
 
Shellback wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."


Have a GREAT day :)
An elderly couple had just learned how to send tex... (show quote)


Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.
Marion

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Jan 30, 2015 16:32:09   #
bull drink water Loc: pontiac mi.
 
they just can't get any funnier.

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