Shellback
Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
Have a GREAT day :)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Shellback wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
Have a GREAT day :)
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Another home run :thumbup: :thumbup:
boberic
Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
Shellback wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
Have a GREAT day :)
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I'll be the first to ask: What did she advise?
Shellback wrote:
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for lunch. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
Have a GREAT day :)
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Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.
Marion
they just can't get any funnier.
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