My funny for the day
Jan 21, 2015 16:30:43 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
(MY FUNNY FOR THE DAY)
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Subject: funeral directors
(MY FUNNY FOR THE DAY)
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Jan 21, 2015 19:02:50 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: funeral d... (show quote)
Going out with a bit of fanfare. :shock:
Jan 21, 2015 19:05:32 #
pounder35 wrote:
Going out with a bit of fanfare. :shock:
:lol: :lol: I wander how many went with her :?: :shock:
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Jan 21, 2015 21:17:09 #
Beowulf wrote:
That's called living life large, then going out with a bang!
:lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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