Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
(MY FUNNY FOR THE DAY)
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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DaveO wrote:
:thumbup: Keep it up!
:lol: :lol: I'll try. :mrgreen:
DOOK
Loc: Maclean, Australia
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bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
(MY FUNNY FOR THE DAY)
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Going out with a bit of fanfare. :shock:
pounder35 wrote:
Going out with a bit of fanfare. :shock:
:lol: :lol: I wander how many went with her :?: :shock:
That's called living life large, then going out with a bang!
good joke--excellent ending
Excellent! I didn't see that one coming.
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