Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

A young man met a beautiful blonde girl and decided he wanted to marry her
right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go
along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon
at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his
towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck,
followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the
towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her
towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both
sides of the River Mersey ....


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Persons portrayed in this production are fictitious.
This is a joke, the man is not an olympic swimmer, the girl is not a prostitute.
It is a joke it is not real people. I got told off earlier for telling a joke about a taser
in the hands of a dirty old man.

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Keep up the good work. Who ever told you off, tell them Sarge69 said 'Stuff It'

Sarge69

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

Thanks Sarge glad it brought smile, if I have any more trouble I will let you know.

Graham/098

shagbat Loc: London

Cheers Graham, gave me a chuckle and will be passed on.

balticvid Loc: Queens now NJ

Nice....
I think I'll get back in the pool. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

George Kravis

No, the way I heard it, she was a prostitute in Venus and worked both sides of the Grand Canal!

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

Cheers mate, you could change it to the Thames. But perhaps the Mersey is more fitting for this joke.

Cheers and Beers,

Graham/098

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

This must be the English/Liverpool version.

Cheers

RichieC Loc: Adirondacks

The lucky Devil!!!!!!!

my wife hates the water…. once in a while perhaps… and sometimes invites me.

shagbat Loc: London

Us North Londoners do not cross the river! that's France!
Hope you've enjoyed your break. that was a bit brave going into White Rose country. I know the War of the Roses ain't over!

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

Hi-Ya Mate, why do you think Iv'e to the other side of the Pennines, not me, I'm a Yorkie, born and bred. I did spend a few years in Southend and Canvey but Iv'e been back in Yorkshire since 1980. Do you know Gregg Fairy on the hogg here with us, he goes under Cockney Gregg. He's a very funny man, he has me pissing my pants almost at times. Take care and let me know why you thought I'd been to the red rose county, or did you mean Merseyside with the joke.

Cheers and Beers,
Graham/098

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

You told a joke about a Taser? I must have missed that one. Loved this one though. I wasn't offended.

Dennis

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

What a great mate you are. Take care Dennis.

Graham/098

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

I liked the taser joke. I tried it. It worked every time

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

And if you ground yourself, you can ride 'em while they're twitching.

(sorry - it just popped in my mind )

Sarge69