Rob48 Loc: Portland, ME

;-) ;-) ;-) Keep them coming, people.

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

My grandma is "Sophia Loren" on my mom's side and

"Raquel Welch" on my father's side

best of both worlds and I guarantee you, I've yet to go hungry :>)

Swamp Gator Loc: Coastal South Carolina

Pics?

coj Loc: NJ, USA

That make me crazy when see that kind of stuff! Like
Your going to the market? vs
You're going to the market?

tenbanshee Loc: Woodstock, IL

My wife tells me that a lot. I never know for sure what she wants. :thumbup:

rogerl Loc: UK (Harrogate, North Yorkshire)

See if you can get hold of a copy of "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" by Lynne Truss!

A panda walks into a cafe, orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun & fires two shots in the air before leaving.

"Panda - large black & white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves"

r.reeder Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Emphasis is important, also.

I didn't kill my mother.
I DIDN'T kill my mother.
I didn't KILL my mother.
I didn't kill MY mother.
I didn't kill my MOTHER.

Rob48 Loc: Portland, ME

This is a kind of mind exercise I love to do. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Rob48 Loc: Portland, ME

Another great concept is that behind what is called Anguish Languish, and a good example of this is called:

LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT

Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disc ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc raisin pimple colder ladle rat rotten hut. Wan moaning rat rotten hut’s murder colder inset: “Ladle rat rotten hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter and shirker cockles. Tick disc ladle basking tudor cordage offer groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake, dun stopper laundry wrote, and yonder nor sorghum stenches dun stopper torque wet strainers.”

“Hoe-cake. Murder,” resplendent ladle rat rotten, end tickle ladle basking an stuttered oft. Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groin murder, ladle rat rotten hut mitten anomalous woof.

“Wail, wail, wail,” set disc wicket woof, “evanescent ladle rat rotten hut! Wares or putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?”

Armor goring tumor groin murder’s,” reprisal ladle gull. “Grammar’s seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter and shirker cockles.”

“O hoe! Heifer blessing woke,” setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb shelf, “”Oil tickle shirt court tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den—O bore!”

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinny retched a cordage offer groin murder, pick dinner window an sore debtor pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh disc abdominal woof lipped honor betting adder rope. Any pool dawn a groin murder’s nut cup and gnat gun, any curdle dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile ladle rat rotten hut a raft attar cordage an ranker dough bell. “Comb ink, sweat hard,” setter wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle rat rotten hut entity bet rum end stud buyer groin murder’s bet. “Oh grammar,” crater ladle gull. “Wart bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!” “Buttered lucky chew whiff, doling,” whiskered disc ratchet woof, wetter wicket small. “Oh, grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!” “Buttered small your whiff,” inserter woof, ants mouse waddling. “Oh grammar, water bag mousey gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!”

Daze worry on forger nut gull’s lest warts. Oil offer sodden throne offer carvers and sprinkling otter bet, disc curl and bloat Thursday woof ceased pore ladle rat rotten hut an garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.

Cayuse912

Who do you think you are?...Anyway?

Rob48 Loc: Portland, ME

;) ;) ;)

Cayuse912

Who do you think you are?...Anyway?

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

Let's not forget that punctuation is also the difference between helping your uncle Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle, jack off a horse.

Rob48 Loc: Portland, ME

Important safety tip for sure. ;) ;)