Swede
Loc: Trail, BC Canada
MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away
WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake
Swede wrote:
MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away
WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Perfect!!!
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Funny.
In a supermarket check-out, the man has his wallet out, coupons and loose change ready as the cashier rings up the last item. The woman waits 'til the last item is run through, then retrieves her purse from the grocery cart. She opens the purse and takes out her wallet, takes out some bills, returns the wallet to the purse, closes the purse and puts it back on the grocery cart. She then retrieves her purse, opens it and starts to rummage through the contents, putting some of them on the checkout. She finds the loose change, then returns the displaced contents to the purse, one at a time then closes it and puts it back on the grocery cart. The cashier asks her if she has any coupons. Back comes the purse and the contents are dumped on the check-out. Coupons are eventually found, and the purse's contents are returned to the purse, one at a time. Meanwhile, the ice-cream I bought has melted, and my grocery cart handle is now riddled with teeth-marks.
Swede
Loc: Trail, BC Canada
That sound correct also!!
Swede
NeilL wrote:
Funny.
In a supermarket check-out, the man has his wallet out, coupons and loose change ready as the cashier rings up the last item. The woman waits 'til the last item is run through, then retrieves her purse from the grocery cart. She opens the purse and takes out her wallet, takes out some bills, returns the wallet to the purse, closes the purse and puts it back on the grocery cart. She then retrieves her purse, opens it and starts to rummage through the contents, putting some of them on the checkout. She finds the loose change, then returns the displaced contents to the purse, one at a time then closes it and puts it back on the grocery cart. The cashier asks her if she has any coupons. Back comes the purse and the contents are dumped on the check-out. Coupons are eventually found, and the purse's contents are returned to the purse, one at a time. Meanwhile, the ice-cream I bought has melted, and my grocery cart handle is now riddled with teeth-marks.
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NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Swede wrote:
That sound correct also!!
Swede
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Yep. Just the same in U.K.
NeilL wrote:
Funny.
In a supermarket check-out, the man has his wallet out, coupons and loose change ready as the cashier rings up the last item. The woman waits 'til the last item is run through, then retrieves her purse from the grocery cart. She opens the purse and takes out her wallet, takes out some bills, returns the wallet to the purse, closes the purse and puts it back on the grocery cart. She then retrieves her purse, opens it and starts to rummage through the contents, putting some of them on the checkout. She finds the loose change, then returns the displaced contents to the purse, one at a time then closes it and puts it back on the grocery cart. The cashier asks her if she has any coupons. Back comes the purse and the contents are dumped on the check-out. Coupons are eventually found, and the purse's contents are returned to the purse, one at a time. Meanwhile, the ice-cream I bought has melted, and my grocery cart handle is now riddled with teeth-marks.
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This is the one I was going to add, but you beat me to it.
haha.... can you spell m . i . s . o . g . y . n . i . s . t . i . c ?
Amen! I leave shopping angry almost every time because of this situation!
I think I was behind her last week.
NeilL wrote:
Funny.
In a supermarket check-out, the man has his wallet out, coupons and loose change ready as the cashier rings up the last item. The woman waits 'til the last item is run through, then retrieves her purse from the grocery cart. She opens the purse and takes out her wallet, takes out some bills, returns the wallet to the purse, closes the purse and puts it back on the grocery cart. She then retrieves her purse, opens it and starts to rummage through the contents, putting some of them on the checkout. She finds the loose change, then returns the displaced contents to the purse, one at a time then closes it and puts it back on the grocery cart. The cashier asks her if she has any coupons. Back comes the purse and the contents are dumped on the check-out. Coupons are eventually found, and the purse's contents are returned to the purse, one at a time. Meanwhile, the ice-cream I bought has melted, and my grocery cart handle is now riddled with teeth-marks.
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Wow, I am glad I apparently broke the mold on this one. I loathe women (and some men) who are not prepared. When the total button is hit, I want to swipe my card and get out of the store. My coupons are handed to the checker when I first walk up. My pet peeve, though, is when all is said and done and the checker informs me that she/he forgot to scan the coupons therefore I have to go to customer service to get them taken care of.
ddetloff wrote:
This is the one I was going to add, but you beat me to it.
Me too. What are these women thinking, that maybe they will be the one millionth customer and get there groceries free.
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