Why?
Sep 24, 2014 07:53:00 #
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Sep 24, 2014 07:56:29 #
On a similar note. Couldn't they have come up, with another word for dyslexia, that was easier to spell?
Sep 24, 2014 08:48:07 #
Why is it that by the time a man is old enough to "watch his step,"
He's too old to walk anywhere ...
He's too old to walk anywhere ...
Sep 24, 2014 11:09:09 #
Sep 24, 2014 11:26:44 #
Sep 25, 2014 08:32:29 #
How about a 1 word joke?
"Lysdexia"
If you have it, you don't get it.
If you get it, You don't have it.
"Lysdexia"
If you have it, you don't get it.
If you get it, You don't have it.
Sep 25, 2014 10:16:01 #
That's quite clever, Dave.
DaveH wrote:
How about a 1 word joke?
"Lysdexia"
If you have it, you don't get it.
If you get it, You don't have it.
"Lysdexia"
If you have it, you don't get it.
If you get it, You don't have it.
Sep 25, 2014 11:34:06 #
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Sep 25, 2014 18:19:54 #
Why do 7-11 stores, and for that matter, all the other 24 hour stores equip all their doors with locks?
Sep 25, 2014 18:21:11 #
Sep 25, 2014 18:22:56 #
Why does the park visitor center located in one of the heaviest grizzly concentrations on earth have automatic doors?
(Kananaskis, Alberta)
(Kananaskis, Alberta)
Sep 25, 2014 18:24:17 #
Kuzano wrote:
Why is there a "braille" pad at the drive up ATM window at the bank?
So they don't have to make different ATMs for the drive up windows
Sep 25, 2014 18:25:30 #
Kuzano wrote:
Why do 7-11 stores, and for that matter, all the other 24 hour stores equip all their doors with locks?
Because all standard store doors are made with locks, and it would be silly to special order doors without them.
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