Funny
Sep 9, 2014 04:07:37 #
I know this has been around before but it's funny enough for a re-run. To those who missed it.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three years ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him; and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three years ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him; and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
Sep 9, 2014 04:50:25 #
Haha, thanks Bunko. May have seen it before but it's getting to the stage when I can't remember :thumbup:
Sep 9, 2014 05:56:38 #
Sep 9, 2014 07:40:25 #
Sep 9, 2014 08:35:47 #
Leicaflex wrote:
The silly ones are the best - Thank you for sharing the laugh.
Perhaps this needs to be send to the "ATTICK" just to keep things clean. You know, glorifying drunks and such, is that really good behavior? :XD:
Sep 10, 2014 10:32:53 #
Sep 10, 2014 10:33:22 #
Back in the Box.
Lighten up mate.
We all need a little laugh in our lives these days.
Do not see where "glorifying" comes in .
Lighten up mate.
We all need a little laugh in our lives these days.
Do not see where "glorifying" comes in .
Sep 10, 2014 10:48:05 #
Sep 10, 2014 10:53:11 #
sidney wrote:
Back in the Box.
Lighten up mate.
We all need a little laugh in our lives these days.
Do not see where "glorifying" comes in .
Lighten up mate.
We all need a little laugh in our lives these days.
Do not see where "glorifying" comes in .
Of course not. You missed that one. :XD:
Sep 10, 2014 10:57:25 #
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