Bob Yankle wrote:
During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some hot wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot."
BRB Need to take a leak.