Mother in law
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation
......she never got your E-mail!"
Ahhh, Occam's Razor, come back to haunt us .......
Shellback
Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
Ya got to luv the Irish - and remember:
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep him from falling off the earth.
Recently received this in an email.
Irish Virus
Shellback wrote:
Ya got to luv the Irish - and remember:
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep him from falling off the earth.
And remember : "top o' the day to ya, and the balance o' the day to meself",
and may all your walkin' be downhill, or, as some say, may tha road fall away from ye.
and may ye be in heaven before the divil knows you're gone.
O'Flaherty
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