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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN - AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
May 11, 2014 12:58:05   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not HORNY
- She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She is not EASY
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT
- She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She has not BEEN AROUND
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED
- She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She is not KINKY
- She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.

She does not have a KILLER BODY
- She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not an AIRHEAD
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She is not a SLUT
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER

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May 11, 2014 13:02:43   #
Black Bart Loc: Indiana
 
All caps in the title, You will hear from addmin very soon

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May 11, 2014 17:28:38   #
carlsbadmike Loc: Carlsbad, CA
 
Just wondering why this is on a photography website. Seems more suited to Facebook or e-mail to work buddies....

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May 11, 2014 20:35:53   #
Racin17 Loc: Western Pa
 
carlsbadmike wrote:
Just wondering why this is on a photography website. Seems more suited to Facebook or e-mail to work buddies....


Dude. ...its humor. Its allowed. .

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May 11, 2014 21:47:58   #
Bangee5 Loc: Louisiana
 
carlsbadmike wrote:
Just wondering why this is on a photography website. Seems more suited to Facebook or e-mail to work buddies....


You are in the wrong neighbor hood.

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May 11, 2014 23:26:34   #
phcaan Loc: Willow Springs, MO
 
Thanks up-to-it that was a hoot.

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