A "Newfie" fisherman went to sea expecting, before his return, his wife would have given birth. After 4 months at sea he returned and the first person he met was his brother.
Anxious to learn about his wife and baby he inquired as to how they were. His brother informed him his wife had twins, a girl and boy.
Twins he replied, surprised as they had expected one baby.
He next inquired as to their names.
His brother said, "Well, for the girl we decided upon Denise!
"Yes, yes and what about the boy"
Well, we thought it over and decided to call the boy the Denephew!
Hahahaha, funny. Thanks for sharing!
Hadn't finished my first coffee , had to read it twice, VBG.
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