Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your small horse like butt kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns
on the
forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
Not bad, but lose the "retard" dancing warning.
chiya
Loc: Wellsboro, Pa.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
At that point, what good are warnings ??
People don't read them anyway ...
northmaple wrote:
Not bad, but lose the "retard" dancing warning.
Why? Is that not being politically correct ?
Sarge69
I ignore all small print on bottles of alcohol.
Has nada to do with PC...mental retardation is a congenital condition. Those who have it didn't ask for it. I used to instruct them and some could do things that I and probably you couldn't.
Just saying the label is misused by many...
HEART
Loc: God's Country - COLORADO
northmaple wrote:
Not bad, but lose the "retard" dancing warning.
To quote Zach Galifianakis, its pronounced "ra tard". (As in "The Hangover". :) :) :)
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